someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape
"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in."
I love this. I LOVE THIS. I love this. Children need to see this. Adults need to see this.
this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
this is so important to remember
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”